How Not to Be Surprised When You're a Ghost Lyrics

Lyric discussion by spankee 

Cover art for How Not to Be Surprised When You're a Ghost lyrics by Charlotte Church

This song is part of an ongoing Illuminati effort to persuade the Beast that he died, which isn't actually true but the dummies never learn. They're really stupid because he saw them coming about fifteen years ago and he's been waiting for this to kick off since about then. You're going to die for it lovey - you and the rest of that filth polluting the pop charts with your satanic crap. He already wasted two of you - didn't you know? Anyway, he's not interested in that bird anymore because she is a big fat porky munter now. Cheers.

P.S. I have it on good authority that Charlotte Church suffers from chronic dingleberries so peeyew...

Song Meaning

Charlotte said in an interview that this song was created after a book. Apparently just to tell how it is suposed to be when you don't know that your a ghost. Interview is on youtube.