Lyric discussion by professor_feather 

Cover art for One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer lyrics by George Thorogood & the Destroyers

After listening to this all-time song hundreds of times, it's finally occurred to me that for a bartender, this guy isn't very friendly: "What you want this time?" He doesn't even tell him it's closing time until asked. I guess George was having that kind of day (or two). By the way, if you want to re-enact this song, do it while you're young, because once you're middle-aged you won't want to.