Velvet Elvis Lyrics

Lyric discussion by sisterwifekiller 

Cover art for Velvet Elvis lyrics by Alex Winston

This song has to be about masturbation... or at least it strongly strikes me as being about masturbation.

Song Meaning

Agreed!

Either way, Velvet Elvis has to be the best euphemism/nickname for a vagina that I've ever heard.

Just tidy that damn quiff up, Elvis!