Lyric discussion by MagusMirificus 

What!? No comments on this, possibly the greatest murder ballad ever written? Please, please comment, there is SO much interesting discussion to be had from this song. Anyway I think it's almost certainly about a man whose wife or lover leaves him for another, and the kills them both. All I could find from the Great Randy Newman himself was "It sounds life the guy's gonna do something bad," and describing it as a "Little drama."

@MagusMirificus Another good murder ballad was on the Little Criminals album called In Germany Before The War. And there was another body of water involved.

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