Astrology

man, is this the shortest song written?

Since the dawn of time man has looked to the stars for the answers, Future and fate are foretold from the signs of the Sun and Moon, Skeptics scoff But only the wise accept the undeniable truth of the ancient science known as ASTROLOGY

If I wrote a song about astrology, it would go something

CAPRICORN Practical, prudent Ambitious and disciplined Patient and careful Humorous and reserved Pessimistic and fatalistic Miserly and grudging

AQUARIUS Friendly and humanitarian Honest and loyal Original and inventive Independent and intellectual Intractable and contrary Perverse and unpredictable Unemotional and detached

PISCES Imaginative and sensitive Compassionate and kind Selfless and unworldly Intuitive and sympathetic Escapist and idealistic Secretive and vague Weak-willed and easily led

ARIES Dynamic and energetic Caring and Devoted Enthusiastic and confident Pioneering and quick-witted Jealous and possessive Impulsive and impatient Stubborn and proud

TAURUS Patient and reliable Warmhearted and loving Persistent and determined Placid and security loving Jealous and possessive Resentful and inflexible Self-indulgent and greedy

GEMINI Adaptable and versatile Communicative and witty Intellectual and eloquent Youthful and lively Nervous and tense Superficial and inconsistent Cunning and inquisitive

CANCER Emotional and loving Intuitive and imaginative Shrewd and cautious Protective and sympathetic Changeable and moody Overemotional and touchy Clinging and unable to let go

LEO Generous and warmhearted Creative and enthusiastic Broad-minded and expansive Faithful and loving Pompous and patronizing Bossy and interfering Dogmatic and intolerant

VIRGO Modest and shy Meticulous and reliable Practical and diligent Intelligent and analytical Fussy and a worrier Overcritical and harsh Perfectionist and conservative

LIBRA Diplomaitic and urbane Romantic and charming Easygoing and sociable Idealistic and peaceable Indecisive and changeable Gullible and easily infuenced Flirtatious and self-indulgent

SCORPIO Determined and forceful Emotional and intuitive Powerful and passionate Exciting and magnetic Jealous and resentful Compulsive and obsessive Secretive and obstinate

SAGITTARIUS Optimistic and freedom-loving Jovial and good-humored Honest and straightforward Intellectual and philosophical Blindly optimistic and careless Irresponsible and superficial Tactless and restless