Down to the Old Pub Instead Lyrics

Lyric discussion by funnywhenurquiet 

Cover art for Down to the Old Pub Instead lyrics by Stephen Lynch

LOL. How did I ever miss this little ditty! It's PERFECTION! I can relate...tender breasts...wanting to rip the heads off small animals...pimples where pimples shouldn't see the light of day...feeling up and then immediately down...then up again...etc. FUNNY SONG!!!