I sit myself down and pump to get the right sound
One for the organ and one for me
I've unplugged the cord from my telephone
Now nobody can ring in and no one can ring out
And if I'm in doubt, I just flip a coin
I've never got an answer from my Jesus icon
I just want to have him and me in the same room
The thought would be twice as big if there were two of us
It would be one thing if he felt sorry for me
But on the other hand, I should've asked if he feels sorry for himself
I sit myself down and pump to get the right sound
The day is too short and the night is too long
So I pour Absolut in two crystal glasses
One for the organ and one for me
And I can't pull up my dress, that's for another song
Because one - I don't have a shirt
And two - I'm not a man
So I pour Absolut in two crystal glasses
One for the organ and one for me
Black's major and white's minor
And when I want to get up I have half a cup of Black
I pour it out and around this much is enough
And then I dream myself away like an ecstatic shock
"We should have packed a suitcase
And just traveled, and looked around
Oh, I wish we could have just done that
Let go of all we held in our hands
And just sort of left
Then we could have learned to turn water into wine and stuff"
So after 5 glasses I let the demons out of me
(La la la, let the demons out)
And after 5 more I shoot holes in the roof and turn myself into a bride
(La la la, shoot the roof and become a bride)
Will you take me for always, for better or worse
(In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit?)
So I fall through the sky with you right behind me
(One for the organ and one for me)
One for the organ, one for me
I sit myself down and pump to get the right sound One for the organ and one for me
I've unplugged the cord from my telephone Now nobody can ring in and no one can ring out And if I'm in doubt, I just flip a coin I've never got an answer from my Jesus icon
I just want to have him and me in the same room The thought would be twice as big if there were two of us It would be one thing if he felt sorry for me But on the other hand, I should've asked if he feels sorry for himself
I sit myself down and pump to get the right sound The day is too short and the night is too long So I pour Absolut in two crystal glasses One for the organ and one for me And I can't pull up my dress, that's for another song Because one - I don't have a shirt And two - I'm not a man So I pour Absolut in two crystal glasses One for the organ and one for me
Black's major and white's minor And when I want to get up I have half a cup of Black I pour it out and around this much is enough And then I dream myself away like an ecstatic shock
"We should have packed a suitcase And just traveled, and looked around Oh, I wish we could have just done that Let go of all we held in our hands And just sort of left Then we could have learned to turn water into wine and stuff"
So after 5 glasses I let the demons out of me (La la la, let the demons out) And after 5 more I shoot holes in the roof and turn myself into a bride (La la la, shoot the roof and become a bride) Will you take me for always, for better or worse (In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit?) So I fall through the sky with you right behind me (One for the organ and one for me)