I finished at the height of my high school
They said I could do whatever I wanted to
I thought about it for a while
And then I answered with a smile
I choose failure, failure and regret
Failure and dreams I never met
Failure, failure and regret
Failure and dreams I never met
I learned to follow rules and be repressed
My parents were so proud of my success
I could say that it was fun but I'd be a liar
Four years, like a match with my head on fire
Choose failure, failure and regret
Failure and dreams I never met
Failure, failure and regret
Failure and dreams I never met
It's a long way down
There's so much further to go,
so much further to go-o-o
Yes I'm all alone, feeling blue
Never knowing what to do
Was happy, now it's low
Stubbing each and every toe
Never getting out of bed
They pick someone else instead
Burn out faster than a comet
Wake up in a pool of vomit
You can't even touch your toes
We all know where your money goes
Popping pills, playing dumb
Make pretend you're having fun
Old and fat, weak and bald
You waited but they never called
Having sex with rabid squirrels
Beaten up by little girls
Too much pot, bored a lot
They all laughed but you got caught
No one asked you to the dance
Someone stole your underpants
Up all night, sleep all day
Looks like that rash won't go away
Public favor, secret shame
You've only got yourself to blame
Wait but never get your turn
The lessons that you'll never learn
A perfect moment but you spoiled it
I flushed your goldfish down the toilet
Volunteers, volunteers
That's really nice, but no one cares
What's the moral? I'm not sure
I got it bad, there ain't no cure
For failure, failure and regret
Failure and dreams I never met
Failure, failure and regret
Failure and dreams I never met
It's a long way down
There's so much further to go,
so much further to go-o-o
I finished at the height of my high school They said I could do whatever I wanted to I thought about it for a while And then I answered with a smile
I choose failure, failure and regret Failure and dreams I never met Failure, failure and regret Failure and dreams I never met
I learned to follow rules and be repressed My parents were so proud of my success I could say that it was fun but I'd be a liar Four years, like a match with my head on fire
Choose failure, failure and regret Failure and dreams I never met Failure, failure and regret Failure and dreams I never met
It's a long way down There's so much further to go, so much further to go-o-o
Yes I'm all alone, feeling blue Never knowing what to do Was happy, now it's low
Stubbing each and every toe
Never getting out of bed They pick someone else instead Burn out faster than a comet Wake up in a pool of vomit
You can't even touch your toes We all know where your money goes Popping pills, playing dumb Make pretend you're having fun
Old and fat, weak and bald You waited but they never called Having sex with rabid squirrels Beaten up by little girls
Too much pot, bored a lot They all laughed but you got caught No one asked you to the dance Someone stole your underpants
Up all night, sleep all day Looks like that rash won't go away Public favor, secret shame You've only got yourself to blame
Wait but never get your turn The lessons that you'll never learn A perfect moment but you spoiled it I flushed your goldfish down the toilet
Volunteers, volunteers That's really nice, but no one cares What's the moral? I'm not sure I got it bad, there ain't no cure
For failure, failure and regret Failure and dreams I never met Failure, failure and regret Failure and dreams I never met
It's a long way down There's so much further to go, so much further to go-o-o