People II 2: Still Peoplin' Lyrics

Lyric discussion by pinkfloyd_atreyu 

Cover art for People II 2: Still Peoplin' lyrics by AJJ

Sorry to be the Grammar Nazi, but it should be

You can buy a salad glove, you can buy an iPod And you can sell that shit to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job

Anyone know what a salad glove is?