Lyric discussion by rolypolywoofwoof 

Cover art for Speedo lyrics by Cadillacs, The

LOL...I thought it was going to be a song about the disgusting swim suits for males (and I was going to recommend it for a mixtape about Canada...where I used to see TOO many men wearing speedos:). However, this song is about a wanna be clubbing pickup artist who seldom scores. Reminds me of the older slimy disco dudes in the late 70's. (Man, they got A's for effort, but they usually went home alone:). I cannot count how many of their disgusting hands I used to remove from my underage teenage butt!

@rolypolywoofwoof Wow, are you off. You must be a young pup. The song was a DoWop song from the 1950s. One of the greatest of the era. Read a bit about them and listen with an open mind.