Puppet to the Man Lyrics

Lyric discussion by pourn 

Cover art for Puppet to the Man lyrics by Kurt Vile

No puppet here with my Bank Of America savings account!

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Anyone saying anything kind about BofA is most certainly a puppet to the man.

Everyone who has anything to do with BofA makes the world a worse place every day. I could write a song around that verse with its internal rhyme.