Lyric discussion by S4v3St4t3s 

Cover art for A Kiss lyrics by Bad Meets Evil

@HockeyPlayer1 - "one night stand" is a popular slang phrase meaning to invite someone over for the night expressly for the purpose of engaging in coitus, and then after the completion of the act and the morning following having "slept with" the woman, never seeing or speaking to her again. Mr. Mathers says "He's so about a one night stand, his bedroom has two lamps and only one ''nightstand.'' Picture two lamps in Mr. Mather's bedroom and one falling to the floor and breaking because he only has "one night stand." It's a wordplay thing, like "I'ma put this shit in park, like dog shit," here he's talking about putting his vehicle's transmission into "park," but is also making a joke about canine feces being common in recreational areas.