Celebrity Death Match (Feat. Kid Koala) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by rejesterd 

Cover art for Celebrity Death Match (Feat. Kid Koala) lyrics by Peeping Tom

waking up without you, it's all in my head I roll over to touch you and see a horse's head how did I arouse you with Keanu's face? how well did I endow you at Dirk Diggler's pace? how do you entice me with Beyonce's face? but when you slice and dice me, it's like Will and Grace?

if I keep doin' it my way, and you keep doin' it your way if I keep singin' it my way, and you keep screamin' it your way we won't be takin' the high way, so let's try doin' it our way and we'll be fine

goin' to sleep without me, it's all in your head four glasses of Nyquil won't warm up your bed you keep on doin' it your way, you keep on doin' it your way I keep on doin' it my way, I keep on doin' it my way you keep on doin' it your way, you keep on doin' it your way I keep on doin' it my way, I keep on takin' the high way

how do you despise me in a Michael Bolton way? guess how I despise you like Meg Ryan's face and how I deify you like J-Lo's cheeks and how you victimize me like R-Kelly's babes

if I keep doin' it my way, and you keep doin' it your way if I keep singin' it my way, and you keep screamin' it your way we won't be takin' the high way, so let's try doin' it our way and we'll be fine

watch the credits rolling, can't we be friends? or is this the end?

Basically, the song is about a couple who are at a point in their relationship where they fight constantly. They go through the same conflicts over and over again because they're not being themselves. Instead, they put on masks that are handed down to them from the TV.. from celebrities. They've basically become meme processors and have built their identities around those memes ("monkey see, monkey do"). They are so wrapped up in their fake identities that they cannot change and compromise to make things better for themselves ("let's try doin' it our way, and we'll be fine").

One of the funniest songs I've ever heard.. love it!

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