Feminists, Don't Have A Cow Lyrics

Lyric discussion by koalajr 

Cover art for Feminists, Don't Have A Cow lyrics by Punch

So. It kind of seems like this song is about not having children. It might be about women that have multiple children for money (like that one woman in the news that had like, quad-sep-ultra-tuplets).

It's about the dairy and meat industry. The lyrics draw parallels between both human and cattle females and their fertility - 'like apples to oranges, both fruitful'. Yet wrongs that aren't acceptable against human females are somehow fine for animals.

So the title literally means to not have a cow.

The band is very openly vegan so I'm pretty sure it's just simply about how feminists should respect the rights of cows not to be molested for milk or farmed for their offspring. Since cows are women too.