Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Lord Hasenpfeffer 

Cover art for Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) lyrics by Joe Tex

I was hoping to come here tonight and learn what the general consensus is about the lyrics of this song. It's a little too complex for me to comprehend on my own. I have tried literally for years to understand it but I always come up empty-headed. I think it's about a man with broken hips meeting a woman with big, fat bumps in a disco, and he knows somebody named Leroy - but don't hold me to that. It's times like these I really regret not choosing to pursue that Ph.D. in Philosophy.

Lord you're an idiot