This is incorrect. According to Noel and Julian in The Mighty Book of Boosh, it's
"Oo Oo Oo/I did a twisty/Oo Oo Oo/A tiny twisty/Twist him up, twist him down/Twist him all around/Like the cobra/Dancing to the music of/The pipe, the pipe, the pipe/The pipe of life/Aa ee ai ee ah ee ai/Kalamar shalamar/Cinima in the night/It's such a good thing/Don't forget to bring popcorn/Tony and his Paper Castle"
And, it's called the "TWISTY CRIMP", FYI
This is incorrect. According to Noel and Julian in The Mighty Book of Boosh, it's "Oo Oo Oo/I did a twisty/Oo Oo Oo/A tiny twisty/Twist him up, twist him down/Twist him all around/Like the cobra/Dancing to the music of/The pipe, the pipe, the pipe/The pipe of life/Aa ee ai ee ah ee ai/Kalamar shalamar/Cinima in the night/It's such a good thing/Don't forget to bring popcorn/Tony and his Paper Castle" And, it's called the "TWISTY CRIMP", FYI