How to Grow a Woman from the Ground Lyrics

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Cover art for How to Grow a Woman from the Ground lyrics by Chris Thile

The cow jumped over the moon. Little miss muffit sat on a tuffet. Jack jumped over a candlestick. THOSE I understand. This one I do not. And apparently bozo #1, #2, and #3 above don't either 'cause they didn't bother 'splainin' it. Good try, but no cigar. So what did you wish for me to see....'cause I simply don't get it.