Lyric discussion by eblckmn 

Cover art for TMZ lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

It's "If you've lost your underwear". And "Baby bump"

Anyway, I love this song. I love that he makes mention of several real things. The scary thing is most of them seem to be about Britney Spears: Vegas wedding/quickie divorce, shave their head, lost their underwear etc. Too funny. Very true also.