Lyric discussion by blindparadox 

Cover art for All Arise lyrics by Decemberists, The

The real question here is who's the more reprehensible idiot, the guy who's like:

"HURRRRR IF YOU THINK 'BOUT IT THESE WORDS MATCH JERKING MY DICK OFF!!!!!!!"

Or the guy who replies like:

"HURRRRR!!! WOW!!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!! THIS SONG MUST BE ABOUT JERKING MY DICK OFF!!!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!! LOL THIS MUSICIAN IS SO DIRTY WRITING ABOUT A SONG ABOUT JERKING DICKS OFF!!!! LOL!!!!! THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THIS OBJECTIVE FACT!!! I WILL NOW TELL ALL MY FELLOW IDIOT FRIENDS ABOUT THIS WACKY 'FACT' THAT THIS SONG IS ABOUT JERKING YOUR DICK OFF!!!!!"

All I know is that I hate them both.