Suck It and See Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Tiko9 

Cover art for Suck It and See lyrics by Arctic Monkeys

Curiously, "Love is a laserquest" and "Suck it and see" are my favourite songs on the album; maybe cause I'm going trough a similar situation to what Mike53421 says. Well, anyone know what they mean by:

"You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock And those other girls are just post-mix lemonade"???

And what about by:

"Jigsaw women with horror movie shoes"???