Lyric discussion by PrettyTrainCrash 

I think this song is about a woman who takes care of her brother-in-law while he's sick with a cough, and her sister's out of town. The man had a little too much robotussin, and the subsequent buzz led to some interesting behavior, namely the fact that he tried to bake some cookies. As a woman, that's her job, so she was shocked. She took over, but she offered to let him lick the cookie dough off the spoon. At the same time, it becomes a little more clear why her sister and brother-in-law haven't had any kids, so she tells to "quit fronting" about the fact that her husband is likely a homosexual.

This is EXACTLY what I thought too!

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