Lyric discussion by FangPenta 

Cover art for First Orgasm lyrics by Dresden Dolls, The

I believe that it is about a woman masturbating on a Thursday morning, describing the act as empty, cold and devoid of emotion, after a difficult separation from a lover. She says that she has no lover and no friends, and will never look for love again - possibly because the separation was so painful - but she is realising that she cannot survive the conditions: "I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me. I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me. Won't you hold me?"