Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Lyrics

Lyric discussion by primusLC 

Cover art for Wynona's Big Brown Beaver lyrics by Primus

This song is very obviously about a tranny prostitute. One of the easiest songs to interpret by Primus.

The beaver is his "vagina" and rex is a customer who either gets a disease from him or realizes the prostitute has a penis and is traumatized. Only part I've debated over, but i think it's the disease.

The only reason I know it's about a tranny is the last line "she pricked her finger one day and it occured to her she might have a porcupine." that line completely invalidates the theory that the song is actually about a girl and her pet beaver, unless the girl is blind.