Lyric discussion by MandivonSugarbottom 

Cover art for Ain't Nobody's Business lyrics by Wingnut Dishwashers Union

one of these days gonna wake up a zombie im gonna kill your mommy it aint nobody's business but my own

one of these days gonna do a skateboard trick while im in the air gonna suck my own dick it aint nobodys business but my own

one of these days im gonna jump from the moon im gonna land on your mom im gonna land on you and it aint nobody's business but my own

one of these days im gonna become a dancer gonna smoke a bunch and ill get cancer it aint nobody's business but my own

one of these days im gonna find skunk yate everyone will tell me it's a fake but it ain't nobody's business but my own

one of these days im gonna do the dishes and then im gonna do them again it ain't nobody's business but my own

one of theses days im gonna quit smokin weed im gonna open my eyes im gonna start to see thaaaat and it aint nobody's business but my own

one of these days im gonna take a shower oh wait no im not

one of these days im gonna ride my bike im gonna save the planet tell those yuppies to cram it it ain't nobody's business but my own

(that's the version i know at least)