Hm. I'd have to say that this song is about a girl talking to a guy, and she's trying to get him to "come out" and admit he's gay.
"make bedroom eyes at a test tube" - If you're gay, you can't naturally have a child, but you could have a test tube baby.
"All your experience with the opposite sex
Only led to physical regrets
Because you fall in love with your friends
But you keep it hid" -Very obviously falling in love with his friends who are also guys
"Straight edge of the blade
How long will you wait?
Come out and play" -Coming out of the closet, staying on the "straight" side of the blade, she's enticing him to come out.
Hm. I'd have to say that this song is about a girl talking to a guy, and she's trying to get him to "come out" and admit he's gay.
"make bedroom eyes at a test tube" - If you're gay, you can't naturally have a child, but you could have a test tube baby.
"All your experience with the opposite sex Only led to physical regrets Because you fall in love with your friends But you keep it hid" -Very obviously falling in love with his friends who are also guys
"Straight edge of the blade How long will you wait? Come out and play" -Coming out of the closet, staying on the "straight" side of the blade, she's enticing him to come out.
Of course this is just how I perceive it.