The Phantom Mullet Lyrics

Lyric discussion by ___hit____ 

Cover art for The Phantom Mullet lyrics by Five Iron Frenzy

Well, I've more than likely over-analyzed it, for I have found a somewhat theological meaning in it.

You know as they say about mullets; "business in the front, party in the back," or something to that effect. Well, I believe this could be pointing to those hypocrites who are "all business" upfront, but on the side they've still got their selfish addictions and such.

...But its probably just a song about how preposterous mullets are, and furthering and perpetuating the stereotyping of them.