Straight in at 101 Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Trunks378 

Cover art for Straight in at 101 lyrics by Los Campesinos!

I think this is could be both literal or entirely metaphorical, but obvious a break-up song after things weren't working out and he wasn't satisfied. I'm not sure if he's actually the one who ended but I think either way it's over.

The Goals I think is an obvious play on words for both ambitions given the last song and literal football goals.

and the end I think is tongue-in-cheek about the nature of his self pitying or self agonizing following the break-up.