What? No comments? Doesn't anybody else like Roy Zimmerman? Personally I think the guy is a genius, not only is he hilarious, his lyrics are also always spot on.
This song is especially cool since it's not only funny but actually a rockin' little melody to boot.
Of course, the meaning of this song isn't hard to fathom. It's a pretty straight forward, if humorous, account of the sort of horrors that will be visited upon school children in the US if creation "scientists" ever get their way and introduce creationism to science classes.
"God made the world just like it is
He made the fossils just to tease us
Old bones to test our faith in Jesus
Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz"
Thor have mercy upon you if anything even remotely like that is ever part of the science syllabus in US schools. You'll raise a generation of scientifically illiterate incompetents, a whole generation of them!
Houston, TX - 2045 A.D... US scientists today announce plans to build a completely new class of space vehicle, powered entirely by faith in Jesus. When questioned about whether or not the $200 billion project will ever fly, scientists replied... "Of course it will! We've had engineers praying for it to work for years, we're not fools you know. Trust us, we're creation scientists.
What? No comments? Doesn't anybody else like Roy Zimmerman? Personally I think the guy is a genius, not only is he hilarious, his lyrics are also always spot on.
This song is especially cool since it's not only funny but actually a rockin' little melody to boot.
Of course, the meaning of this song isn't hard to fathom. It's a pretty straight forward, if humorous, account of the sort of horrors that will be visited upon school children in the US if creation "scientists" ever get their way and introduce creationism to science classes.
"God made the world just like it is He made the fossils just to tease us Old bones to test our faith in Jesus Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz"
Thor have mercy upon you if anything even remotely like that is ever part of the science syllabus in US schools. You'll raise a generation of scientifically illiterate incompetents, a whole generation of them!
Houston, TX - 2045 A.D... US scientists today announce plans to build a completely new class of space vehicle, powered entirely by faith in Jesus. When questioned about whether or not the $200 billion project will ever fly, scientists replied... "Of course it will! We've had engineers praying for it to work for years, we're not fools you know. Trust us, we're creation scientists.
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
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Good news everyone; I too am a Roy Zimmerman fan. You are not alone.
Good news everyone; I too am a Roy Zimmerman fan. You are not alone.
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YAY!