Do You Swear to Tell the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth or So Help Your Black Ass

A few corrections...

to Sam Weinstein's and you're getting married."

Now I am 33, unmarried happily,

Melanie Chow was the meanest of all,

and I go to bars all alone and I sit there

So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine,

I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me.

So if I wanna drink alone dressed like a pirate or look like a dyke or wear high heels and lipstick