Lyric discussion by timbo8 

Cover art for I Love A Magician lyrics by Dismemberment Plan, The

An awesome song on a perfect album. Like Northstar said, I do think this is about a guy who's in a kind of one sided relationship. Beyond that, I think this girl is kind of a bitch who doesn't treat him right and doesn't really respect him, which is fantasized in the song as him being the butt of all these magic tricks she pulls that embarrass him. But I think the guy's too much of a doormat to stop it, and she just walks all over him.