Lyric discussion by Tachon 

Cover art for Monsters In The Parasol lyrics by Queens of the Stone Age

It's about Paul's sister's vagina. The young boy has never seen anything like it and now the hairy mental image is stuck in his mind. She's not like us, she's "an alien." "She won't grow" (a dick). "You've got a hole in you I never saw"... vajay "Monster in your parasol"- see it now?