Two Tub Man Lyrics

Lyric discussion by MalcomD 

Cover art for Two Tub Man lyrics by Dictators, The

Nothing mysterious or confusing about the meaning of the lyrics in general, but I would like to know exactly what the phrase "two tub man" means.

I was sure hopin' someone else here might know. My guess is it started as meaning a dude that's got two tubs? Like, 'My house is so plush, I can bathe or pee in two seperate locations. I have arrived! Feast your eyes on my glory.' Then the song ended up not being about that at all lyric-wise but they decided to keep that chorus part 'cause it sounds cool. And they may have thought it might stir up some chatter about, 'what the hell does 'two tub' mean?' which might gain them some attention. Look it's finally working! Yeah,...