Carl Solomon Blues

i seriously think a lot of this song is about him criticizing some girl who's probably a rich, stuck-up ho for lack of a better word. the "silkscreen hand job new car ego trips" part pretty much describes some girl giving some seemingly rich gentleman a handjob.

then this part,

All the truth now in how you're lying there Shoulder bladed nightmare rug pulled from your feet All the truth now in how you're lying there in Angelheaded elsewhere so markedly meek

so she puts on a front by acting like she's intelligent or decent or moral, but he's saying "the truth" or who she really is when she's lying with the "rug pulled from her feet" and i mean when the rug gets pulled from your feet you end up on your back, so he's saying you're on your back a lot, skank, and that's the truth about you as a person. "Angelheaded elsewhere so markedly meek" means when she's not slutting around she's pretending to be a perfect little angel, and the markedly meek part i think is just him sarcastically mocking the front she's putting on.

then

Slapped like a has been by syntactic gods Whom which then help you find your glasses but not your lower jaw And you don't want to look surprised but you're in constant ahhh! Ain't no fig leaf big enough to hide your dicktion flaws now

so she gets slapped like some ho in a weird porno or something (probably somewhat frequently) by a bunch of different guys who are "syntactic gods" which means they basically have hooking up with random sluts down to an easy step-by-step process. And then the next part is talking about her giving a bj, when you look surprised you have your mouth open, and she's in constant "awe" which is also a mouth open type of emotion, and to say that it's constant means it happens quite a lot

anyway there's a lot more to this song obviously, i just dont feel like trying to analyze any more of it