Sometimes I Wish I Was a Pretty Girl Lyrics

Lyric discussion by myonus 

Cover art for Sometimes I Wish I Was a Pretty Girl lyrics by Robyn Hitchcock

Oh cmon people, it's a song about masturbation. He wishes he could be a girl, so he could play with himself. and never leave the house. jeez. you people think too much.

Thought that's precisely what I was suggesting, re: shower "massage". Perhaps an anatomical reference was over-the-top, but the aforementioned technique simply wouldn't work unless you're female. Or, um...so I'd assume.

If it appears I have a tendency to over-analyze--well, I can hardly deny it--but anyway, I'd suggest clicking on the link for another of Robyn's works, "Flesh Number One (Beatle Dennis)". mbartels surpasses my wordiest efforts by miles and miles.