One Million Coasters Lyrics

Lyric discussion by canadianboards 

Cover art for One Million Coasters lyrics by NOFX

This song (in my humble interpretation), is about how utterly, utterly fucked the human race is - specifically because of consumerism.

We are doomed, for a million reasons, but the obvious one - which Fat Mike and the gang so charmingly point out in this little ditty - WE HAVE NO PLACE TO BURY ALL OF OUR TRASH.

We have been producing, using up, and selling each other junk at an ever-increasing pace for the past few decades, and sooner or later, it's going to reach critical mass.

I shed a tear when I heard this fucking song. It's brilliant.

NOFX is the greatest stupid, talentless group of drugged-up retards ever to record bad watered down punk music ever. Ever.

Well said dude. This song really does go surprisingly deep. Such a great band.