The Saga of Rodney Toady, parts 1-5 Lyrics

Lyric discussion by ProfessorKnowItAll 

Cover art for The Saga of Rodney Toady, parts 1-5 lyrics by Giles, Giles And Fripp

Part Five reminds me of the urban legend/playground story about a young man who retires to his bedroom for a good long wank, and when he finishes and opens up his eyes, he sees a steaming hot cup of tea and some biscuits on his bedside table (some versions also include a loving note written by the mother along the lines of "I hope you enjoyed it").