Call Any Vegetable Lyrics

Lyric discussion by imrazor 

Cover art for Call Any Vegetable lyrics by Frank Zappa

Prune is correct - but apparently there's another layer of meaning to the song: Gail liked to masturbate with vegetables (especially "rude-shaped" potatoes 'cause they're less likely to carry nasty germs!)

PS: "Gail" = Mrs Zappa, for those who don't know