Pedestrians Is Another Word For Speedbump Lyrics

Lyric discussion by animanga63 

Cover art for Pedestrians Is Another Word For Speedbump lyrics by Abandon All Ships

Literal interpretation:

a pirate ship got attacked by an enemy pirate vessel. Right before the sail rips and everyone abandons the ship, the captain realizes all the things he's done wrong. The crew then gets captured and has to walk the plank. This is when the captain is regretting all what he's done.

My Interpretation