My eyes were the color of shit
So I switched them for blue
My earlobes were fat so I had them
Pierced six times through
My lips took up half of my face
So I had them switched for small
I switched plenty parts
But it would’ve been simpler
To switch it all
Mr. Plastic surgeon
Please replace my face
I can’t stand its shape
It’s just a disgrace
So tell me, Mr. Plastic
I’d pay you enough
That would be fantastic
Can’t you carve it off?
I tried to explain to myself that
God made me this way
But He can create ugly things
He can make it okay
The prayers didn’t help
So I took me a scalpel
And tried
I tried to appreciate
What’s inside
Mr. plastic surgeon
Please replace my face
I can’t stand its shape
It’s just a disgrace
So tell me, Mr. Plastic
I’d pay you enough
That’d be fantastic
Can’t you carve it off?
My eyes were the color of shit So I switched them for blue My earlobes were fat so I had them Pierced six times through My lips took up half of my face So I had them switched for small I switched plenty parts But it would’ve been simpler To switch it all
Mr. Plastic surgeon Please replace my face I can’t stand its shape It’s just a disgrace So tell me, Mr. Plastic I’d pay you enough That would be fantastic Can’t you carve it off?
I tried to explain to myself that God made me this way But He can create ugly things He can make it okay The prayers didn’t help So I took me a scalpel And tried I tried to appreciate What’s inside
Mr. plastic surgeon Please replace my face I can’t stand its shape It’s just a disgrace So tell me, Mr. Plastic I’d pay you enough That’d be fantastic Can’t you carve it off?