Although the penis ripping through the very fabric of time would've made this song the "best song ever", I think it definitely stands on its own as the best song in Bedlam.
Jeremy Robert Johnson also wrote about the story behind the album in his "Descent into Bedlam", it's probably the best resource about the Bedlam in Goliath http://www.jeremyrobertjohnson.com/TMVDIB.pdf
Although the penis ripping through the very fabric of time would've made this song the "best song ever", I think it definitely stands on its own as the best song in Bedlam.
A Flash game called "Goliath the Soothsayer" was released with the album and can be found in: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/422645
Jeremy Robert Johnson also wrote about the story behind the album in his "Descent into Bedlam", it's probably the best resource about the Bedlam in Goliath http://www.jeremyrobertjohnson.com/TMVDIB.pdf
Finally, I wrote my own entry in RockGenius about the song based on some of the comments here (mainly Marinas' great explanation): http://rockgeni.us/2010/06/16/conjugal-burns-by-the-mars-volta/