My Granny while on her deathbed she turned and said to me
"Why must you view life so morbidly?
I tried to teach you right
but somewhere i went wrong, cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs.
(Live version only) and those were her exact words too.(spoken)
when six pall bearers put her down and laid her body in the ground
my eyes were wet my face was very long
the pastor said son here you are
won't you please take this guitar
sing dear departed granny one last song.
and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
Hell you know that's how i get along
the world is full of tragedy so how can it be wrong
singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
well i was shopping at Hot Topic and i was walking out the door
when two dumb jocks came up to me they said "hey fag it aint Halloween" and they kicked my lipstick to the floor.
and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
hell you know that's how i get along
the world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
well i went down to church on Sunday
i sat up front in a pew
the priest said "Jesus and Mary too
son what the devil's got into you
get up and sing a hymn or two."
and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
yea you know that's how i get along
the world's full of hypocrisy and how can it be wrong
singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
I was invited to the White house
the president pulled me aside and he said
"son sing us a song of peace
for those evildoers in the middle east."
i rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme
i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
hell you know that's how i get along
the world is full of "W's" so how can it be wrong
singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
well then i died and went to hell
i could tell right away by the awful smell
that this was clearly not the pearly gates
the devil said "Come here young man,
my wife and i are you biggest fans
so naturally i felt i had it made
well then he reached into an iron chest
and he picked the tool that he felt was best
and then he jabbed me in the shlong
with a pitch fork that had sharped prongs
he turned to me and winked and sang this song.
he sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
yea i know that's how you got a long
i find your songs hilarious
but now your soul's precarious
singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
I'm just kidding kid welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet.
death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs
hell you know that's how we get along
the world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong
singing death death death devil devil evil evil songs
My Granny while on her deathbed she turned and said to me "Why must you view life so morbidly? I tried to teach you right but somewhere i went wrong, cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs.
(Live version only) and those were her exact words too.(spoken)
when six pall bearers put her down and laid her body in the ground my eyes were wet my face was very long the pastor said son here you are won't you please take this guitar sing dear departed granny one last song. and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs Hell you know that's how i get along the world is full of tragedy so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
well i was shopping at Hot Topic and i was walking out the door when two dumb jocks came up to me they said "hey fag it aint Halloween" and they kicked my lipstick to the floor. and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs hell you know that's how i get along the world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
well i went down to church on Sunday i sat up front in a pew the priest said "Jesus and Mary too son what the devil's got into you get up and sing a hymn or two." and i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs yea you know that's how i get along the world's full of hypocrisy and how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
I was invited to the White house the president pulled me aside and he said "son sing us a song of peace for those evildoers in the middle east." i rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme i sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs hell you know that's how i get along the world is full of "W's" so how can it be wrong singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
well then i died and went to hell i could tell right away by the awful smell that this was clearly not the pearly gates the devil said "Come here young man, my wife and i are you biggest fans so naturally i felt i had it made well then he reached into an iron chest and he picked the tool that he felt was best and then he jabbed me in the shlong with a pitch fork that had sharped prongs he turned to me and winked and sang this song. he sang death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs yea i know that's how you got a long i find your songs hilarious but now your soul's precarious singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
I'm just kidding kid welcome to hell, enjoy the buffet.
death death devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs hell you know that's how we get along the world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong singing death death death devil devil evil evil songs