Well I was on a cruise ship out at sea
My fiance and me
The ship went down
Everybody drowned
and I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Hey I was in distress
'cause my hair was such a mess
and so I washed up on a beach
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Oh, trouble was afoot they were eating mine
Toe in the party line
I was starting to feel, these guys are heels
Well truth be told these cannibals have got soul
Hey numbskull look at me!
I've got a bone to pick with thee
you ain't humerous, stop ribbing me!
Have a spine! Bone up on settin' me free!
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feeling rare, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners
Now we cannibals always say grace!
(Thank you good lord for this weiner
we're about to eat and the sweet buns
we're gonna stick it in!)
...and then we eat your face!
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Ow, oo, ow, ow, not my pee pee !
Well I was on a cruise ship out at sea My fiance and me The ship went down Everybody drowned and I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Hey I was in distress 'cause my hair was such a mess and so I washed up on a beach Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feeling well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Oh, trouble was afoot they were eating mine Toe in the party line I was starting to feel, these guys are heels Well truth be told these cannibals have got soul
Hey numbskull look at me! I've got a bone to pick with thee you ain't humerous, stop ribbing me! Have a spine! Bone up on settin' me free!
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feeling rare, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Missionaries came to this place They taught us manners Now we cannibals always say grace! (Thank you good lord for this weiner we're about to eat and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in!) ...and then we eat your face!
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet I'm feeling well, they like me that way So if you really wanna know what's eating me It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary Ow, oo, ow, ow, not my pee pee !