I've been thinking about this song all day long because it brings back sweet memories of my annual exam, which always takes place right around christmastime. (I schedule it that way deliberately, as a festive present to myself.)
I am IN LOVE with my gyno, which I know is wrong, but he is young, studly and very unashamed. We've gotten to know the ins and outs of each others lives quite intimately and I consider him a close personal friend.
Even tho' a pap smear isn't the MOST pleasant sensation, I can honestly say that I enjoy it. It's kinda like John Cougar's song "Hurts So Good". The main reason I like it is because HE seems to enjoy it so much. My favorite part is at the end, after he is finished washing his hands, he always turns to me and says, " You were great. Evereything looks amazing. That was THEE best exam yet. Keep doing whatever you are doing".
When I tell my friends what he says to me each year, they think I need to say something about it. They think it isn't okay. WELL WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT? I just think he really knows how to handle me, because I always look forward to the next one....
I've been thinking about this song all day long because it brings back sweet memories of my annual exam, which always takes place right around christmastime. (I schedule it that way deliberately, as a festive present to myself.)
I am IN LOVE with my gyno, which I know is wrong, but he is young, studly and very unashamed. We've gotten to know the ins and outs of each others lives quite intimately and I consider him a close personal friend.
Even tho' a pap smear isn't the MOST pleasant sensation, I can honestly say that I enjoy it. It's kinda like John Cougar's song "Hurts So Good". The main reason I like it is because HE seems to enjoy it so much. My favorite part is at the end, after he is finished washing his hands, he always turns to me and says, " You were great. Evereything looks amazing. That was THEE best exam yet. Keep doing whatever you are doing".
When I tell my friends what he says to me each year, they think I need to say something about it. They think it isn't okay. WELL WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT? I just think he really knows how to handle me, because I always look forward to the next one....
sounds like some kind of sex fantasy
sounds like some kind of sex fantasy
WTF
WTF
Trololololol.
Trololololol.
omG F'G AWsom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girl u had me... i lost my $#!+! in the cafe earlier when i read this!!!!!!!!
omG F'G AWsom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girl u had me... i lost my $#!+! in the cafe earlier when i read this!!!!!!!!