Well, back in my neck o' the woods, this is courtin' music. There is nothing better than firing up the old pickup truck and driving to the sticks with some BRC blaring out the Audiovox. I mean hell.. the first time I picked up cousin Earline, I do believe it was love at first sight. We drove down by the river, and she was all like "Play it again, JimmyBob" so I had to explain to her that this here tape would eventually wear out from overuse, and that if she wanted to hear it again she better be giving me some consideration as such. Well, on about the third go around she took off her top.. well, you can imagine what happened next. We ended up making sweet sweet love to the sounds of bullfrogs and coal miners. It was beautiful.. and now every year we celebrate our child Kleenex's birthday she claps along with her crab-like mitts and if the sun is right you can't hardly notice her one good eye staring off into the distance while the lazy one glares blindly at our NASCAR clock that overhangs the kitchen.
Well, back in my neck o' the woods, this is courtin' music. There is nothing better than firing up the old pickup truck and driving to the sticks with some BRC blaring out the Audiovox. I mean hell.. the first time I picked up cousin Earline, I do believe it was love at first sight. We drove down by the river, and she was all like "Play it again, JimmyBob" so I had to explain to her that this here tape would eventually wear out from overuse, and that if she wanted to hear it again she better be giving me some consideration as such. Well, on about the third go around she took off her top.. well, you can imagine what happened next. We ended up making sweet sweet love to the sounds of bullfrogs and coal miners. It was beautiful.. and now every year we celebrate our child Kleenex's birthday she claps along with her crab-like mitts and if the sun is right you can't hardly notice her one good eye staring off into the distance while the lazy one glares blindly at our NASCAR clock that overhangs the kitchen.