Jesus Stole My Girlfriend Lyrics

Lyric discussion by paradise7 

Cover art for Jesus Stole My Girlfriend lyrics by Violent Soho

The first lines are saying he tried really hard to impress her and keep their relationship going, but in the end she chooses her beliefs over him. In his head he figures with time he'll end up giving in and apologizing for things he might of said that upset her and they'll get married ("This time next year I'll be married,this time next year I'll say sorry"). The line "Jesus stole my girlfriend" seems to mean two things: as long as she's only his girlfriend and not his wife they can't have sex and also literally Jesus stole her love away from him, her love has been redirected towards Christianity. Personally I love this song; it really captures the feeling of someone having atheistic views and none the less falling in love with someone who is very religious. Then when the person explains they don't believe in god they are automatically alienated and left alone.

HOLY CRAP THAT HAPPENED TO ME LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO. New theme song acquired.