Lyric discussion by loverly23 

Cover art for The Sharpest Lives lyrics by My Chemical Romance

...The entire album is a concept one--meaning each song has something to do with a STORY. The band has said multiple times that this album revolves around one character--The Patient. The Black Parade is carrying The Patient to his death, and on the way, they are showing what his life was like.

This song is about The Patient, NOT the band. This is how The Patient lived--getting drunk, picking up on women, overall living a very unsubstantial lifestyle, where it's completely obvious he's just trying to die.