Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
So say goodbye a little longer like I ate a piece of Big Red
Grew a mustache the size of Mike Ditka's forehead
Hair combed to the side looking like a piece of foam
Buick speakers, red cooler, '85 Bears Zubaz
Polish sausage, bratwurst, walking like my cock hurts
Stacy Adams, no shirt, Jewel's to get a case of Squirt
Wife's pissed cause I forgot to get the Minute Rice
So I'm back in the damn Buick to get a stinking bag of ice
To get a stinking bag of rice, my wife Jewel's is cute
Her tastes really move me like I ate Juicy Fruit
Had me dancing like Chris Penn in Footloose
'85 Walter rules, old style pack of Kools
Go to Ace, new tools and weed wacker fuel
'85 Bears Zubaz, Stacy Adam's got ruined
Flood a basement sump pump, Shop-Vac cleanup
Cook brats, cook chops, their heat shouldn't be that hot
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats
Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop
My favorite actor was Dennehy long before he played Knight
When Berenger was a substitute, everything was going right
Even after Jordan left, and Dave Corzine retired
Sean Duston's wild throws and Mike Ditka got fired
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Play softball with the guys, wife made curly fries
Drink about four O'Doul's, grounded out, two pop flies
In the Buick down Western, stop and get some more brats
On sale: chicken, Italian sausages, and orange pop
This week, fishing trip, gotta get some new flies
Wife packed turkey subs, Jays chips, and peach pies
Watch a little Dennehy, pull out the Laserdiscs
Sniper 1, 2, and 3, Berenger makes great flicks
Listen to the Shuffle, rewind Richard Dent's part
Damn I left those orange pops in the trunk of the Skylark
Sneak a couple O'Doul's, shit there's my damn wife
You know, honey, I'll be back I gotta get some more ice
Back in the damn Buick, I should go to the damn bar
I saw Ditka once on the Edens in a sports car
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Play a little poker, spend time with the wife
Take her out to Bennigan's, see if they cook chops right
Go out and get a Laserdisc, projection screen TV
Portillo's Italian beef and a movie starring Tommy B
Back in the damn Buick, cut on WCKG
Caught a song by Glenn Frey and an interview with Dennehy
So I'm driving down Western Ave, think I'm gonna stop at Zayre's
Got a splittin fricking headache, so I popped a couple Bayers
So I'm back in the damn Buick, think I need a oil check
The Baddest of George Throrogood (?)smokes Stones(?) on my deck
Read the sport section, Bears and their old line
Trying to find a decent Fiero with a For Sale sign
Cut on WCKG, Huey Lewis and the News
The heart of rock & roll is still beatin, DA-DO-DOOM BEARS
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's
Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Favorite day Sunday, favorite team the Bears
Favorite store Ventures, Sears, Zayre's
Favorite show Danza, also the news
Weatherman Skilling, music the blues
This goes out to my girl Jewel's
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
So say goodbye a little longer like I ate a piece of Big Red Grew a mustache the size of Mike Ditka's forehead Hair combed to the side looking like a piece of foam Buick speakers, red cooler, '85 Bears Zubaz Polish sausage, bratwurst, walking like my cock hurts Stacy Adams, no shirt, Jewel's to get a case of Squirt Wife's pissed cause I forgot to get the Minute Rice So I'm back in the damn Buick to get a stinking bag of ice
To get a stinking bag of rice, my wife Jewel's is cute Her tastes really move me like I ate Juicy Fruit Had me dancing like Chris Penn in Footloose '85 Walter rules, old style pack of Kools Go to Ace, new tools and weed wacker fuel '85 Bears Zubaz, Stacy Adam's got ruined Flood a basement sump pump, Shop-Vac cleanup Cook brats, cook chops, their heat shouldn't be that hot
Keep your juices in the chops, keep your juices in the brats Serve 'em on paper plates, 'tato salad and grape pop My favorite actor was Dennehy long before he played Knight When Berenger was a substitute, everything was going right Even after Jordan left, and Dave Corzine retired Sean Duston's wild throws and Mike Ditka got fired
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Play softball with the guys, wife made curly fries Drink about four O'Doul's, grounded out, two pop flies In the Buick down Western, stop and get some more brats On sale: chicken, Italian sausages, and orange pop This week, fishing trip, gotta get some new flies Wife packed turkey subs, Jays chips, and peach pies Watch a little Dennehy, pull out the Laserdiscs Sniper 1, 2, and 3, Berenger makes great flicks
Listen to the Shuffle, rewind Richard Dent's part Damn I left those orange pops in the trunk of the Skylark Sneak a couple O'Doul's, shit there's my damn wife You know, honey, I'll be back I gotta get some more ice Back in the damn Buick, I should go to the damn bar I saw Ditka once on the Edens in a sports car
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Play a little poker, spend time with the wife Take her out to Bennigan's, see if they cook chops right Go out and get a Laserdisc, projection screen TV Portillo's Italian beef and a movie starring Tommy B Back in the damn Buick, cut on WCKG Caught a song by Glenn Frey and an interview with Dennehy So I'm driving down Western Ave, think I'm gonna stop at Zayre's Got a splittin fricking headache, so I popped a couple Bayers
So I'm back in the damn Buick, think I need a oil check The Baddest of George Throrogood (?)smokes Stones(?) on my deck Read the sport section, Bears and their old line Trying to find a decent Fiero with a For Sale sign Cut on WCKG, Huey Lewis and the News The heart of rock & roll is still beatin, DA-DO-DOOM BEARS
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Favorite day Sunday, favorite team the Bears Favorite store Ventures, Sears, Zayre's Favorite show Danza, also the news Weatherman Skilling, music the blues
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls
If I was coaching the Bears, we'd at least get ten wins Ten wins, Dennehy on the old line, Berenger at tight end, Berenger
Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls
Favorite actor Farina, dandriff tons, brats, chops, dogs, they're done Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls Bulls, Bulls, Bulls, Bulls
Favorite actor Farina, dandriff tons, brats, chops, dogs, they're done Favorite coach Ditka, vacation place 'Sconsin Sausage, Johnson's, Chicken, Swanson's Other actor Berenger, Linebacker Butkus Chopped peppers, tomatoes, onions Onions, onions, onions, onions Onions, onions, onions, onions
Favorite mayor Daley, cigarettes Kools Stanley makes great tools Favorite judge Mathis, favorite drink O'Doul's Hawks, Cubs, Bears, cool Favorite tower Sears, favorite song the Shuffle Jays, Fritos, Doritos, Ruffles Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles, Ruffles
Thanks for the new lyrics!
Thanks for the new lyrics!
I went ahead and made the edits. I kept it as "Jueles" instead "Jewel's" though, because that's how it's spelled on the album.
I went ahead and made the edits. I kept it as "Jueles" instead "Jewel's" though, because that's how it's spelled on the album.