Lyric discussion by Vague Rant 

Cover art for (I'm So) Waldo P. Emerson Jones lyrics by Everybody Was in the French Resistance... Now!

A response to "Waldo P. Emerson Jones" by the Archies, in which a smooth, popular guy impresses all the girls and makes everybody else look bad. The response comes from Waldo's perspective: he was once the unpopular kid in school, but spent summer redoing his image, changed his name to Waldo P. Emerson Jones and became the smooth talker from the original song.

Song Meaning