Here's what my version of the "Em Calls Paul" skit look like:
Aye yo Jose, It's Noodles
I got your call about your brother
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the album
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad' (Burp noise)
Josie, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
UUUUHHHH UUUHHHAAAAHHHHHH UUUUHHHHAAAAOOOOWWWW
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don't have a new gun click
Here's what my version of the "Em Calls Paul" skit look like: Aye yo Jose, It's Noodles I got your call about your brother And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the album What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?' Well I'll show him who's really 'bad' (Burp noise) Josie, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror' And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough' Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video? Well he'll always be that Michael to me And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white' Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all fucking die! How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can't UUUUHHHH UUUHHHAAAAHHHHHH UUUUHHHHAAAAOOOOWWWW Excuse me, I'm taking a shit Sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message fucker Oh, and by the way No I don't have a new gun click
In Normal Voice GOD DAMN IT!!!