Alsatian Cousin Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Komeko 

Cover art for Alsatian Cousin lyrics by Morrissey

I can't say I thought this song was about a gay relationship:

"With your tent-flap open wide,"

This sounds like a really mean-spirited reference to a woman on her back with her legs open. He's putting her down, and he's putting down her lovemaking, cheapening it. This song is about the anger, frustration, feeling of weakness and rejection of a man who's lover's decided to take someone else.